Exactly. It's always best to keep note of the perineum. Once your tongue passes that little piece of skin, you're in the shithole and nobody wants a chocolate surprise in their mouth!
Oh, I'm guessing your GF or wife doesn't keep it very clean. I'm anal about my happy place being clean, when my BF is a good boy he gets to put it wherever he wants.
Digital with large screen and 720 or Tony Hawk's Underground preloaded onto it! The screen saver can then be the time with pro logos randomly changing! Dude....SkateOne should be paying me for all these great ideas(& I don't even smoke dope!)
If it was like a Swatch(I have owned two), they would stop working on me after about 2 years. I kill sweep hand watches with my circulation and magnetism!
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A velcro watch band would be a bonus.