The Farter Has Made A BIG Decision

TheFarter2.0

The Farter was hoping for a sponsorship with skateone, but all deals are off. The Farter is moving all efforts towards NHS.

Your Friend,
TheFarter2.0
P.S. Please don't cry.

VatoRat

That stinks!

WakeInFright

I smell something fishy here!

ppk187

I kinda think all that means is he’s gonna go hassle dudes on a Santa Cruz forum too lol

McShredorDie

The only positive here is that you get to use Indy trucks. Santa Cruz reissues use new school holes and they make their boards in China. Sucks for you, dude.

Jamal_Ginsburg

Fuck You, take a flying fuck you retard.

Big_hOOters

Queef

Jamal_Ginsburg

Let me guess, Your parents ignored you as a child and now you need attention?

Seriously dude - move out of your moms basement And quit trying to overcompensate for your small dick

Big_hOOters

Such a big attitude for the internet tough guy. Would like me to do some dick and fart jokes to lighten the mood?

Jamal_Ginsburg

I rest my case

Big_hOOters

You just made that too easy... I thought it would go back and forth a few more times.... lame duck

Ok who's next?

TheFarter2.0

@Jamal_Ginsburg must work at NHS. They said they had never heard of The Farter, T.F.F.C. (The Farter's Fan Club), or The Farter's Explode Guest Deck.

sausage_time

The news report that started it all....