Kids these days.

We are all geezers to a greater or lesser degree here, and as such, we have acquired a certain crusty wisdom, along with an appreciation of the way things were... versus the way they are today. In that spirit of, "Get off my lawn!" this thread is intended as a collection of statements beginning with those oft-repeated, crotchety first three words: "Kids these days..."

For example, "Kids these days learn to kickflip before they learn how to push."

Or how's this one: "Kids these days would call Neil Blender a kook."

What else?


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